This reminded me of a couple of stories from when I was a youth worker many years ago in the then outer southern suburbs of Adelaide.
The first was when a group of local kids got stoned one night and decided to break into the local supermarket to score some free fags. They successfully got in through the roof but gave themselves away when, stoned and giggling as they fell over each other in the dark, they turned the lights on. The supermarket was on a rise, in the middle of a car park and right on the main street into town and just up from the cop shop!!
The second was a car-full who went to the drive-in one night (remember them?) after dropping some Mandrax (remember them). They of course all proceeded to fall asleep, including the driver who pushed the car out of gear setting in rolling down into the car in front! They were all still asleep with in the coppers arrived!