I am a fan of junk mail - the things that arrive are sometimes amazing.
Take the Smith & Elliott flyer, for example.
How much money do Australian Defence Forces get paid in a lump sum when they return from invading another country and attacking innocent civilians?
Enough to buy a house? Is that what they are implying?
These funds are my taxes at work and I get no say in these debacles. How much are these campaigns costing us?
How about the deal on the estate agent's commission? If they don't sell in 60 days you don't pay full commission? That will really drag in the punters - you need to go a long way to find a better deal!